The nature of human sex.

People say that men think with their dicks. It is also true that women think with the opposite.  Nature intended it that way.

So I am free versing. I didn't think before I started writing, so there's a great probablility that someone will be offended. Reader beware.

I am not a girl, I have no sisters, and I have few female friends who are open enough to speak about sex.  I have read a lot, but well rounded people know that theory is an over simplification of any process. In the physical world theory works well most of the time, but humans... well we're all different. 

So boy's brains hang towards the left. And it is easy for gravity and motion to swing it either way.  Girls, on the other hand are anchored in place taking in the world (huge metaphor).  And were both driven by our brains.  Women hold the key to what gets in, while guys figure out how to get in. Of course the brain of the woman holds the key to life, and so women essentially have two brains. One, to let men's brain in, and the other to figure out how to keep the rifraff out.

To make this situation more complex, women's brains communicate with each other, and in making a decision the vote must be unanimous for a favorable outcome.  (Actually, men have two brains too, but the hanging one is buffer,faster, quick to decide, and high on natures best drug: testosterone. Heck it hangs above the supply of that good stuff. Thus the other brain is rendered to the role of the appendix, that is unless big brain gets in trouble. In those times big brain shrivels like skin in cold water).

I can say that nature was unfair making it this way, but that is just my illeterate brain speaking.

More on this later.

A new experiment

Since this weblog is essentially me shouting at from the top of the mountain, I suppose I wont be offending any one if I begin to focus on sex.

Sex is possibly the most fascinating subject that humans think about. It is possibly a fact that sex just like politics and religion, are the things most of us think about but feel hindered to speak about.  But me,  I have decided to join the ranks of those who speak openly.

So here goes.

I love talking about sex.  It is possible that I do so because I suck at it. Maybe my sex IQ is so great that my ideas about sex just freak people out.  Or maybe I am hanging with the wrong crowd.

So, in order to figure this all out, I am using writing. This may be educational. It may be offensive, and it may also be perosnal. Proceed with caution.